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All Susan All the Time — Foggy Bottom’s Hallway Conversation?

December 13, 2012 By in Ambassadors, Political Appointees, Politics, Secretary of State, State Department, UN Tags: , , , , 1 Comment

The Daily Beast has a new addition to the Susan Rice, please let this be over story already. It’s titled, Susan Rice’s Personality ‘Disorder’.  Is it just us or are folks trying to outdo themselves with their Susan headlines?  We fear that the longer this runs, the more outrageous the headlines will be; so they’ll get our attention despite cruising towards some darn cliff, of course.  While it is not surprising that this is a hallway conversation over in Foggy Bottom, we’re still struck by this: (excerpt):

George W. Bush, had flouted longstanding tradition and downgraded the U.N. job to sub-cabinet status, but President Obama restored it to cabinet rank for Rice—thus insuring intense bureaucratic rivalry between the U.S. Mission in New York and the State Department in Washington, where various career foreign-service officers view the prospect of Rice’s takeover with suspicion.

“It’s the hallway conversation,” says a longtime State Department staffer. “It’s like, Jesus Christ, woe unto us all if this happens!”

Indeed, Rice has apparently left a trail of bruised egos and injured feelings in the nation’s capital. A veteran of the Clinton White House recalls a junior aide being summoned by Rice, then director of Africa policy at the National Security Council, and returning to his desk in tears.

 

It’s like, Jesus Christ, must be more than just bruised egos!

How come this makes us think of our favorite resident from the Foggiest Bottom?

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Angry Lawmakers Care About the Foreign Service. Seriously. When It’s Convenient!

October 16, 2012 By in Congress, Defense Department, Diplomatic Attacks, Foreign Service, Realities of the FS, Security, State Department Tags: , , , , , ,

Earlier this month, former FSO Dave Seminara who writes for Gadling did an interview with former Ambassador Ed Peck, a respected figure in my house. The former U.S. Ambassador to Mauritania also had previous assignments to Sweden, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia and Egypt. Dave describes him as somebody who has “made a habit of speaking his mind and often says things that people don’t want to hear.” Heh! Here is part of what Ambassador Peck said:

The Foreign Service is a very low-key organization. Very few people have any idea what the Foreign Service is or what it does. Some think it has something to do with the French Foreign Legion.

The only time any attention is paid to us is when there’s a catastrophe overseas, like the killing in Libya. Otherwise, Americans really don’t care very much, as long as other countries do things the way we want them to.

Also, unlike the military, the Foreign Service has no political clout like the military does. We’re impecunious, we have no political clout or domestic constituency, we have no uniforms and no one knows what we’re doing out in Bunga-Dunga or Puerto Banana or wherever the hell we are.

Just a few weeks before the Benghazi attack, a USAID officer, soldiers, including two military officers were killed by a suicide bomber in Afghanistan’s Kunar province. One of our diplomats survived the attack but was wounded.  I haven’t heard any politician get hopping mad, demanding answers over that.

For the last three years, the US Consulate in Peshawar, Pakistan has been attacked again and again. The latest attack on September 3 wounded four personnel.  I did not hear the pols calling a hearing, demanding answers and there isn’t even a single Accountability Review Board.  It’s like, yeah it’s Peshawar, bad things happen there all the time, so?

Not to mention that we have reached a grim milestone in Afghanistan.

The lawmakers last week were also upset about a State Department document that detailed 230 security incidents in Libya between June 2011 and July 2012 that demonstrated the danger to Americans in the country. How or why they are surprised by this is perplexing.  The world is a dangerous place. Our diplomats represents the United States and have always been moving targets.

Did you know that from January to October 2012, there were already 162 security incidents in Pakistan?  This includes the August 6 attack on a NATO truck in north-west Pakistan, the August 16 Tehrik-i-Taliban militants-staged attack on the Kamra Air Base of the Pakistan Air Force in Attock, Punjab, the September 3 suicide bomber attack where the bomber killed himself and two others when he drove a car bomb into a US consular vehicle in Peshawar, and an October 6 attack that blew up a NATO container through an IED explosion in Jamrud Bazaar.

The State Department’s funding request for 2013 was $51.6 billion, $300 million less than 2012.  State and USAID with operations in over 270 posts around the world account for just 1 percent of the federal budget.  The Pentagon’s 2012 budget is $614 billion. Take a guess which one will be the easiest target for cuts in Congress.

So – who can blame Ambassador Peck for saying that Americans really don’t care very much unless there’s a catastrophe overseas. We can’t even generate an angry mob of lawmakers to take a look at anything seriously, unless, of course, it’s Benghazi where they pretend at seriousness of purpose in finding the truth.

Our darling parodist from the Foggiest Bottom has a couple excellent tweets on this:

Dear Mr. Cook E. Pusher, must you always be right?!

Related post here: Angry Congress? Who’s Fault is That? And Here DiploPundit Gets a Scolding
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Cook E. Pusher from the Foggiest Bottom joins Alec Ross on Twitterverse

June 22, 2012 By in Digital Diplomacy, Funnies, Social Media, Staffing the FS Tags: , , , , 2 Comments

Cook E. Pusher who says in his profile that he’s from the Foggiest Bottom officially started tweeting at 2:27 AM on 19 June. That profile photo sure looks like a twin brother of PJ Crowley, the former spokesman who quit.  But the main item in that photo is not the man but Ferro Rocher, that famous Italian chocolate made by chocolatier Ferrero SpA, the same folks who make Nutella.

Please tell Alec Ross that his colleague from state.gov has interesting things to say and he’s been around there in just days.  Imagine if he (or could be a she) could also be a special advisor for innovation at the State Department?  Oh, the places he’ll go and oh, the things he can think of to tweet.

Below is a quick sampling, from sincere tweets to an ambassador’s parachute jump.

Twitter user, @majorlyprofound asked:  Dear Sir: Why was your name omitted from this august list: foreignpolicy.com/twitterat…; Cook E. Pusher had a quick response. Also tweets about more comfy embassies, what’s snappy about Rio+20, cables and Main State cafeteria :

When Ambassador Huebner at US Embassy New Zealand sent out this tweet: “Fun US marine Band concert this morning at Geodome in Hagley Park for about 400 primary school students,” Cook E. Pusher had just the right response:

The last two tweets are not terribly diplomatic, but that should not/not get Cook E. Pusher in trouble at the Mothership.  After all, as Mr. Ross sums up the State Department’s innovative approach to digital diplomacy: “We’re willing to make mistakes of commission rather than omission.”

In any case, I’m sure Cook E. Pusher has a ready “Oops!” up his sleeve.

You may follow Cook E. Pusher at twitter.com/#!/Envoyeur

Domani Spero

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