Posted: 1:21 am ET
Remember The Many Adventures of Secretary of State John Kerry (2013-2017) via The Onion? Several months after he took office, Secretary Tillerson also got The Onion treatment (see here, here, and here) But the latest update has the potential to make our top diplomat go viral. Given the 7th Floor’s legendary lack of humor, IMOs may soon get an IMMEDIATE instruction to keep Foggy Bottom’s eyeballs away. Hurrrry! Read it here before the Bureau of Public Affairs asks The Onion to take it down!
“Leaping out from behind a wall as Bob Seger’s “Old Time Rock and Roll” blared from the building’s intercom, a pantless Secretary of State Rex Tillerson slid across the waxed marble floors of the completely empty State Department, sources confirmed Wednesday.”
Bob Seger! The Onion really outdid itself with that music; too bad there’s no YouTube video! We heard that we may have to wait a while for the Gobi Desert, or the Isle of Embers adventures because he’s busy with his passion project.
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 24, 2018
— Tim Murphy 🇨🇦 (@grouchdiver) January 24, 2018