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Ambassador Eileen Malloy previously served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for European and Canadian Affairs and was U.S. Ambassador to Kyrgyzstan from 1994 to 1997. The following is an excerpt from her Oral History interview recounting her first tour experience in London between 1978 and 1979. The interview was conducted by Charles Stuart Kennedy for ADST in 2008. During her first tour, the then newbie FSO felt underwhelmed by life in the Foreign Service though she did have one bright spot when she met Darth Vader, at where else? The visa line. Via ADST | From What Have I Gotten Myself Into? Tales from Rough First Tours.
Once the staff came to me and said “there is this British man and he will not go away. He’s insisting on seeing you and he’s not an American.” So I finally went out and talked to him. He said, “You don’t know who I am and that’s the problem.”
He said, “I am Darth Vader.” I’m thinking, oh my God.
He was the British actor who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies (David Prowse).

Via ADST
The body was his. Of course the voice was James Earl Jones, but most people don’t realize he was never under that costume. The man said, “I am one of the biggest stars and nobody knows me and they’re telling me I have to go stand in that visa line and I will not stand in that visa line.”
So we took his visa application and walked him out the back door. He, I saw in the paper that he passed away about five years ago. He was a British body builder. Just, he just did all the stunts and everything. But it was really funny. No one knows my name—or my face—no one knows my face.
The transcript of Ambassador Malloy’s oral history interview is available in full here (PDF).
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Another bit of evidence that most of our good stories come out of our consular days. Did I ever tell you about my rescue of an Amcit from a Mexican brothel? Edward Marks
I don’t think you did. Maybe one of these days I’ll have to do one round up of rescue stories. ADST has a whole bunch of stories but you need to dig them up.