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Joseph Cassidy served 25 years in the Foreign Service. He joined the Service in 1989 and previously served in Georgetown, Nairobi, Windhoek, OSCE, USUN and Baghdad. He also served at IO, DRL, the WH, and as Special Assistant to P, INR and the Executive Secretariat. His most immediate assignment prior to retirement this past spring is Director of Policy and Regional and Functional Organizations at the Bureau of International Organizations. He pens 10 fixes for America’s ailing State Department in Foreign Policy’s Argument column.
Here are the best lines, in no particular order, from his FP piece; in technicolor font, of course, because, why not?
1. “[I]t’s not clear what authority remains for State, other than delivering the diplomatic mail.”
2. “The regional bureau assistant secretaries occupy sixth floor offices beneath the secretary, and the functional bureau assistant secretaries fight like cats in a bag for the next best real estate.”
3. “There are certain exceptions to the rule that upper floors are closer to God (including some temporarily semi-powerful special envoys slumming it on the lower floors), but employees below the sixth floor can’t help but feel like passengers berthed in steerage on the Titanic.”
4. “This centralization of diplomatic interactions by senior officials who are not subject matter experts is a particular temptation at State because high-level diplomacy is, well, fun.”
5. “It is no wonder that senior officials are reticent, even if unconsciously, to devolve responsibility down, or that too many “kiss-up, kick-down” style mid-level managers covet that high-level life and manage as if their subordinates exist only to make them look good.”
6. “Limiting their numbers, and cutting the large number of semi-independent special envoys, can help restore a more sustainable hierarchy, instead of what we have now, which is like fielding a soccer team with nine strikers clustered around the opponent’s goal, and a goalie and single defender lonely in the backfield.”
7. “If the intent is to simultaneously demonstrate haughty disdain and weaselly incompetence, the midday press briefing ritual — badgering reporters cornering a backpedaling, defensive State spokesperson — is the perfect vehicle.”
8. “[D]ecisions by the sorting hat don’t always match an officer’s interests and experience. And, like trying to move from Hufflepuff to Ravenclaw, changing one’s cone can be as unpleasant as the semiofficial department term for it: “conal rectification.”
9. “The department does have senior leaders with broad talents. But we also have too many who write beautifully but couldn’t organize a grade school lunch line. Others can speak authoritatively, but lack reporting experience beyond writing an annual holiday card, or can balance a budget but possess diplomatic skills more likely to produce enemies than allies for the United States.”
10. “Gryffindor’s quidditch team didn’t operate on the principle of “One Team, Multiple Systems” and neither should State.”
11. “Like the pack dogs in the movie Up constantly distracted by squirrels, too many senior officials spend too much time preoccupied with the urgent rather than the important.”
12. “State’s organizational culture is antiquate and inefficient, concentrating decisionmaking in the hands of a few extremely overburdened top officials.”
13. “Every large organization should be on guard against groupthink among key leaders and morale problems stemming from their isolation from average employees.”
14. “We need to unlearn the harmful axiom that only senior State officials with broad mandates can and should think strategically.”
Read the full article at FP here (registration maybe required).
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Some reaction via Twitter:
Practically brought tears to my eye https://t.co/R1y7pCgn4A
— sarah grow (@podocnjace) July 20, 2015
This is all devastatingly accurate. Nothing has changed at State since I left in 2000, apparently. http://t.co/NnGpfp9qew
— Dale Baker (@DB1212013) July 20, 2015
Styrofoam ceilings, artful #quidditch ref, “haughty disdain”: Joseph Cassidy on @StateDept reform http://t.co/F9W2bqbKRv @foreignpolicy
— Scott Malcomson (@smalcomson) July 20, 2015
Is the @StateDept permanently broken? Lifer #Josephcassidy‘s 10 tips 4 the “sick man of #Washington” @ForeignPolicy http://t.co/195kwUZ0Dw
— Sara Yael Hirschhorn (@SaraHirschhorn1) July 20, 2015
Good read by @cassidyjosephp outlining ways to make the State Department more efficient, effective, and relevant http://t.co/vPaz82V5E3
— Knox Thames (@KnoxThames) July 20, 2015
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