If GOP presidentiable Michele Bachmann wins, you don’t have to worry about bidding on Tehran

Great news, folks! One less hardship post to put on your bidlist. And the Afghanistan-Iraq-Pakistan (AIP) bidding cycle will not become an Afghanistan-Iraq-Iran-Pakistan  (AIIP) cycle.

Of course, if Rick Perry wins and you’re a Fed who do not share his philosophy (he did not think he could fire you) — he promised to reassign you to “some really god-awful place.”

Wonder what happens if you’re already in some god-awful place? I bet he’ll open an embassy in some worser really god-awful place just to teach you a lesson … like Tehran … Timbuktu … or gee, I can’t remember some other god-awful place that starts with a “T?”