MAR eCards | Forced out of the plane

This is part of the series of ecards we’ve rolled out the past week.  Please note that Someecards is not intended for use by people under 18 years of age, or by ostriches.
See more of our cards at Someecards — ecards for “when you care enough to hit SEND.” - I was forced out of the plane for no good reason; and Social Security recommends that I do not open this parachute until I turn 66! Aren't you dying to try this out?