how easy it is to use the new DS-160 online visa application form.”
Photo from US Embassy Beijing
Pig once visited a popular consular-magical windowFull of spring moon charm and sadness and sorrowNobody, but nobody knew if she was from Kyoto.The Consul General, the almost Brigadier GeneralPolitely sat without a grumble, listening, listeningTo Pig’s enchanting oink and ever expanding gamble:The piglets, the piglets are all alone in the castle!Monkey King, the one great sage of consular cornerGave Pig a glance that clacked and clattered like an anchorAnd quiet innocently asked the gentle Consul General,If these piglets are all weaned and marvelous as chow chow,Why, why would Pig wail about their being alone just now?
Gonna get your K-visa, baby hold on tight
Gonna do your DS-160 tonight
We meet while gaming online, we both love to fight
Playing World of Warcraft online each and every night.
“The system is falling? How do you know the system is falling?” the Consul General asked.
“Well, Pig Wig told me,” said Goosey Loosey.
“Monkey Bunkey told me,” said Pig Wig.
“Chicken Little told me,” said Monkey Bunkey.
“I tried to save my data but things were so slow that my form timed out!” said Chicken Little.
The Consul General turned to his email inbox and glanced at an update from Consular Affairs.
“Chicken Little, the system isn’t falling. The connectivity issues with the DS-160 have been resolved.”
All the animals laughed, and the Consul General laughed, too. Then CA held a press conference announcing that there would be no more problems with the DS-160 and the world laughed, too.
Thank you, Liam! That was fun!