Consul General, Pig, Monkey Creative Writing Contest

Liam of Consular Corner is running a Creative Writing Contest over at his page in Facebook. The contest was inspired by this extraordinary photo (“Consul General, Pig, and Monkey”) out of US Embassy Beijing:
“Consul General Linda Donahue shows Monkey and Pig
how easy it is to use the new DS-160 online visa application form.” 
Entries can take any form of written expression (short story, Haiku, limerick, etc.) but must include the words “Consul General” “Pig” and “Monkey.” The winning entries (there may need to be more than one!) will be published in the monthly edition of Consular Corner. Please submit your entry by EOB next Thursday, March 11 to
More photos here from US Embassy Beijing. H/T to Consular Corner.